Life's Short. Eat the Damn Bread. — Graphic Tee
Life's Short. Eat the Damn Bread. — Graphic Tee
Life’s Short. Eat the Damn Bread. Garment-Dyed Tee
Life is too short for boring bread—and definitely too short for pretending you don’t want the butter. 🍞🧈
The Life’s Short. Eat the Damn Bread. tee is for anyone who believes some of life’s best moments are also the simplest: fresh sourdough, melting butter, a good cup of coffee, and absolutely zero guilt about enjoying any of it.
The back features a bold, mouthwatering slice of sourdough dripping with melted butter, scattered crumbs, and vintage-inspired lettering that says exactly what we’re all thinking:
LIFE’S SHORT. EAT THE DAMN BREAD.
Printed on a soft, garment-dyed tee with that perfectly relaxed, lived-in feel, it’s made for slow mornings, coffee runs, Bakehouse pickups, wandering around town—or sitting at home eating warm bread directly over the cutting board so the crumbs become tomorrow’s problem.
Around here, we believe good food is meant to be enjoyed.
So add the butter. Pour the coffee. Eat the damn bread.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, heavyweight (6.1 oz), pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in texture and gentle color variation
- Relaxed fit, tubular construction (no side seams), double-needle stitched seams
- Available S–3XL in Bay, Grey, Ivory, and White; sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron or steam on low heat
- Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Made in Honduras.